A 58 year-old homeless man who lives in the woods comes into the ER.
Get this. For the last NINE months he's had problems swallowing. For
the last six months, he's been unable to swallow solids, and so he's
been living off Slim Fast and a gallon of milk a day. (He's a homeless
guy with a PO box to which these food stamps get mailed--this is new
to me.) Interestingly, he's not malnourished; his albumin is
normal--apparently milk's good for you. (For non-med students, albumin
is a blood protein and it would be low in protein
deficiency.)
Yesterday, he became unable to even swallow liquids, and so he comes
to the ER today. The ER pages the surgery attending on call. I'm just
a dumb med student, but I know what's coming.
Esophagram (also called a "barium swallow x-ray") shows a huge
irregular mass in the man's esophagus, and in this email I've attached
a picture that's similar to what his looks like. Contrast is barely
seeping past the mass into the stomach. CT scan shows another mass in
the man's right adrenal gland. Whatever's in his esophagus has now
metastasized. EGD (a scope down the
throat) and biopsy show cancer.
The metastasis makes this stage 4 esophageal carcinoma. I'm lucky. The
attending does not ask me the obvious pimp question for making a dumb
med student look even dumber: "What's the five-year survival for stage
4 esophageal carcinoma?"
I surreptitiously flip through my copy of "Surgical Recall" (a med
student's soul on a surgery clerkship).
"Zero percent."
While looking at the x-ray, I glance at the man's name tag in the
corner of the film. Today is his birthday. The attending and I go back
to see the patient and explain to him what's going on. It's a busy
call weekend, and we have to get back to the OR to do an appendectomy
on someone else. As we leave the ER, I apologize to the man for how
this must be a rough way to celebrate a birthday. He has thick
glasses, long white hair, and a long frizzy white beard. He used to be
a welder.
The man's hospitalization does have one positive outcome. His brother,
who he hasn't seen in years, is in town this weekend looking for
him--right now, just by coincidence. The brother checks the hospital,
and the two are reunited. If the man hadn't been in the hospital, I
don't think his brother would have been able to find him.
The next morning I round on the patient, and I ask him the question I
had avoided asking him in the ER: why didn't he come in sooner? His
reply: he wasn't sure how he would pay for a doctor.
In Canada, people don't even think about this. Everyone has insurance.
Simple insurance. If you can't swallow, you go to the doctor. It's a no
brainer.